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ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

(via brash-and-bold)

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

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smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

(via purrson)

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

(via brash-and-bold)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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k1mkardashian:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

(via seasonsofreedom)

beepony:

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes

(via bloomin-eck)